So when the Catholics do it, it’s fine.  

Joke’s on you, the Kings are going to sign Tony Durant. 

Nice to meet a fellow collector of stamps on here.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

Cher would never have done this. 

Who could have possibly predicted that Trump and his fellow Republicans would not believe the evidence meant to counter an argument made entirely in bad faith?

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

Even if Osweiler dies, he will at least have delivered a win today for Colin Kaepernick in his collusion lawsuit.

Shooter McGavin runs for office. 

Hell yeah, Barry. Thanks for the reminder to take a break and check out the fall foliage.

The best football coach I ever had refused to give me a playbook because I wasn’t a starter, and when asked why I wasn’t a starter, told me it was because I didn’t know the plays. 

Thankfully Jimmy only yelled at his fellow teammates, instead of being like his friend Mark and Committing Numerous Racist Hate Crimes including Beating A Vietnamese Man Leaving Him Permanently Blind In One Eye.

/I am doing this right?

If Mark couldn’t stop Butler’s meltdown, how can we believe he would have stopped 9/11?

I remember as a 12 year-old-kid our family took a trip to San Diego. We had the good fortune of visiting when the 90s Braves were playing the Padres, and being from Seattle and before the advent of interleague play, I begged my dad to take me to the game since this was our only chance to see this historic Braves team…

The Chicago Boys from Brazil.

Damn, the one day I don’t stay at a Days Inn, Trump writes an op-ed in USA Today and I can’t read it. 

But he’d still have 0 rings.

They’re pretty close to electing a fascist, so if anything, it seems fitting.

So you’re saying that Carroll was responsible for an attack right at the heart of his own defense. I wonder where he got that idea from.

“What he should have done was walk over, pick Conor up and say some great things to one of other. Whatever you think of Conor, at least respect the guy.”