normcharlatan
Norm Charlatan
normcharlatan

He’s like a young Tobin. 

I started saying NONONONONO over and over, trying to push it past my lips, but in the dream I couldn’t quite do it.

It also fills your calendar with lots of weight lifting appointments so they know you couldn’t have been drinking on the day in question. 

Of course, who do you think disappeared MH370?

I always assumed that Kavanaugh would be confirmed, so the only solace I can take out of this entire confirmation fiasco is how it exposed the cravenness and chumminess of all of these elite law people. All of your supposedly principled Ivy League-trained legal thinkers like Wittes and the Tiger Mom showed their asses

Cheap buffet sushi is just a trick to fill you up on cheap rice. Most of the time it’s just some variant of a California roll, whose non-rice ingredients are incredibly cheap; And any place with nigiri usually features really thin/small cuts of not very good fish on normal sized beds of rice. Occasionally, you’ll hear

The Yankees should do the right thing and invite this poor A’s fan to a game next season. That way he can root for all of the same players again only now wearing Yankees gear like everyone else.

Um, the Canadian Super Bowl is called the Grey Cup, Chris.

Hell yeah! Eat shit, Greenpeace.

Ross, it’s not a fight if you get punched in the face and can’t fight back. 

Finally a Ryder Cup team that represents America as it really is.

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

Ford is untrustworthy because she flies on planes even though she has a fear of flying.

Shock and (Kavan)augh. 

give the Browns fans every bit of happiness that they deserve.

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

McVay’s superpower is actually a real thing a lot of people have. I remember this one 60 Minutessegment that featured people who remembered everything in their lives down to the day and time.

Are you sure the guy in the Trump jersey wasn’t one of the owners?

He’s a Viking so he probably would have missed when it counted.