Makes sense given that no one on the Browns knows about the forward pass.

I don’t disagree and, in fact, use the handicapped stall when it’s open. But having to confront a raving mad dude in a wheelchair in a public restroom after taking a shit isn’t really my idea of a good time.

I was once in a public bathroom and as I’m washing my hands, a middle-aged guy in a wheelchair rolls in. He sees the handicapped stall occupied, along with all of the other stalls, and starts banging on the door, angrily screaming “Are you handicapped?! Are you handicapped?!” I remember thinking that the handicapped…

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

Doubtful. Watch the video, even the white players are kneeling.

Irony: labeling a twitter video of Lane Kiffin “Earned not given.”

On the contrary, Witten is the best color commenter. 12 hours after a Colts-Ravens preseason game, and we’re still talking about it. 

If Mike’s last name were anything else, I’m convinced he’d be unemployed.

Some owners are carrot guys, but Dan Snyder is a stick guy. 

SPSL 4 LYFE!

That may be true today, but historically (like, twenty years ago), South King County (anything Green River adjacent) held a special allure among Seattleites for low class shittiness.

Pour one out for Kent. 

Always icing truthers. 

[Transports back to mid-2000s]: He got JACKED UP!

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

Normally in a Ponzi scheme though, it’s the people who buy in first who do the best.

The absolute lack of loyalty of MLS to its oldest teams continues to baffle me. In New York and Los Angeles, marquee teams struggled to attract fan bases and eventually did well enough to win publicly-financed stadia in their cities’ suburbs. However, because the league is now wealthier and more popular (often because…

They said the same thing about Drew. 

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

Pitino’s attorney responded that the dismissal was premature.