Man, imagine how pissed Marshall Applewhite would be if he were alive to see these assholes ripping off his act.

Maybe the bikers are providing security, like they did for the Rolling Stones. 

To be fair to Bowen, signing with the Clippers would be proof that Leonard was getting bad advice.

British dude rags on America for its freedoms, then refuses commands from the island of the King.

I can’t believe that in 2018, this major sporting event was not being broadcast on TV. 

Anonymous sources are only acceptable when it comes to smearing some kid’s draft stock for “character concerns.”

I’d be pretty deflated too if I had to pay full price to watch this garbage. 

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

I love how the Nagy graphic includes two images of him playing college quarterback almost twenty years ago to trick dumb fans into believing he played at Michigan.

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

Zimmer probably thought they were interested in someone else. 

“Metzger, keep my name out of your mouth.” - Oscar the Grouch

C’mon, Chris. Every Thanksgiving my uncle prefaces one of his observations by claiming to have an Urban friend, and now when he publicly shows you that he’s telling the truth, you use your platform to scold him.

Just as I realize every time I accidentally grab some in the casino buffet, eggplant isn’t beef.

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

Probably for the best. Knowing the Democrats, they’d probably find a way to pull an Andy Hawkins (throw a no-hitter and still lose). 

such as tweaking the red and green in the logo “to cater to the millennials.”

CNN can cover/get footage of these events without sending one of its most famous reporters to conspicuously stand in the middle of the crowd as a target of its ire.

Let’s not pretend that Acosta is blameless. You’re not allowed to claim the moral high ground if you’re knowingly being used as a prop. He and CNN know they should ignore these fascist rallies, but he chooses to give them coverage because he can make himself a martyr.

asking the men to take back their stories and start defending Jordan.