Wait, are you saying that Norm Charlatan is insincerely liberal or that Norm Charlatan is not a real person?

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

Government official: The V.A. doesn’t have to pay claims for TBI, if you’ve already got CTE. [head tapping gif]

I know! And people say that the shift is ruining baseball.

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.

Imagine working the MTA Twitter account and spending your day looking for tweets referencing random happenings on the subway (in which you’re not tagged) and then responding to them by telling folks to call 911.

Don’t you wish you’d gone to a warm weather school, Drew?

So you’re saying Pop doesn’t believe in preexisting conditions, either.

I’m not a CBA expert, but I assume you wouldn’t get credited with any service time, meaning the year on your contract would just roll over to the next and keep you from free agency.

But did you know that Canada has its own ESPN called TSN? He’s going to get all of the exposure on that, unless hockey or the Grey Cup is happening.

If those rumors about the fallout between Kawhi and Pop being because Kawhi is a Trumper are true, well, I hope he enjoys his new socialist home. Hopefully people can remind him that his taxes are paying for everyone else’s free health care and high quality of life.

You’d think Manfred would have bigger fish to fry. 

Seems like a bad decision for a guy who now plays in a glass house.

My biggest frustration with meal kits is the inability to scale. You bet your ass if I’m going to invest the time to cook, I’m going to make enough food for multiple days worth of leftovers.

Cop finally comes and brings them out the gym to talk like it was an elementary school fight. You could tell he was blown cause his time was wasted

Who knew this guy had the spare time for shitty jokes? I assumed sabotaging Aaron Rodgers’s career was a full-time job.

My therapist suggests the company change its name to “I have no Papa John.”

but at least there was another month of (mostly) British announcers populating our soccer broadcasts.

MLS-level President. 

Lucky for Putin, tomorrow he’ll meet with a foreign leader who makes him look like George Washington.