If an “idiot on the field” is dressed as a soldier, how does one properly respect the troops?

You know what they say, fourth place is the third loser. 

Ah, USA Today the newspaper of record for folks who can’t be bothered with TV’s in-depth news coverage.

These photos demonstrate why Dennis Rodman is currently America’s diplomat of choice.

C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State. 

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Thankfully it was only the Nationals. World Series tickets are outrageously expensive. 

I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to hold someone responsible to a standard that he himself cannot meet.

Well, the PR firm is named Laundry Service, so John probably just assumed they were supportive of his agenda of whitening.

“We’ve got to own up and take the hit for our missteps and refocus on the constant pursuit of better that is the DNA of our brand.”

What has happened to our country? We used to celebrate British defeat.

New Yorkers know that this is exactly why you use a union contractor. 

And here I thought Blue Lives Matter. Sad! 

They caught fire.

Yes, a “bug.”

Everyone’s thoughts and prayers, as useless as they may be, didn’t get in the way and waste real rescuers’ time.

No surprise that Elon Musk showed up to make this all about himself. Dude loves a Grimey cave.

The airlines always warn you to never check your valuables.

Weird, I assumed he’d go .500, maybe 7-5. 

This is hagiography masquerading as analysis. Strong is absolutely brutal. He acts like he’s calling the game on the radio. We can see what’s happening. There’s no need to identify every single touch of the ball.