The stills from the surveillance tape are pretty insane. Just look at how excited Shumann is.

Yay, another stud pitcher whose prime the Mariners can waste.

This is how they got Krusty.

Certainly there has to be a better way to enjoy a playoff basketball game.

Much like the red flags in his professional life, the white lines on his sweater are meant to keep him from blending into the background.

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Bayern need just one goal to win the tie, but there’s exactly zero percent chance of it happening.

imagine the steals you could get on the trade market!

Hey, if it worked for Zack Morris, it’s good enough for me.

Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.

“He’s violating the unwritten rules, showing us up both on the mound and in the batter’s box. Also, he’s not even American.” - Brian McCann

Damn, I had my money on white privilege.

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

Pay your interns!

“This high character individual is simply bringing the wood, just as he did during his playing days.” - Bill Polian

which lasted 20 whole seconds.

Pegula offered that he thought the league was battling a perception and “media problem.” He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together. He suggested that the league could learn from the gun lobby in this regard.

Mark Wahlberg [smile grows across face]: “They’re messing with the wrong freakin’ city, eh?”

Jesus, Jeets can’t get anything right. Every idiot knows Greg is the mentally weak one.

Maybe John Olerud had the right idea all along.