Casanova says she doesn’t know or care when the Spurs play, because she’s “angry” at how Popovich is “attacking the people who had been so loyal.”

He’s a meta-human who can dunk so hard that it renders his arm useless for 10 minutes, but avoids any lasting damage.

Typical Deadspin not giving credit to Obscure Sports Quarterly for the tip.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

You will be happy to learn that the gigantic bird apparently flew away unharmed.

It’s well known in the clubhouse that Jeter is sabotaging the team in hopes of moving them to Miami.

This guy is just from another era, when Cotton Fitzsimmons was coach of the Phoenix Suns and people could say racist things without consequence.

These new look Seahawks better be careful next year. They’re risking a 12th Man on the field penalty.

That reminds me, did David Brooks ever get his Vitamix?

And sadly, the Magic aren’t even the worst example of leadership by a DeVos. What a power couple.

The legal question, I believe, is whether this is a coordinated effort by Trump to use the National Enquirer as a way of burying bad news without his formal involvement. In all likelihood, Trump is paying them back (which may be legal, unless he’s using campaign funds - which is something he’d do because he’s a…

This is a different guy than the dude who got embarrassed opening Al Capone’s empty vault on national TV?

Haas probably needs an advogado.

I think the argument is that Oscar wasn’t grabbing rebounds solely to rack up triple-doubles, since the stat wasn’t officially recognized until the early 80s.

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I guess this new policy explains why the Bengals declined Pacman Jones’s option for next year.

When will America learn that it’s better to reward people with experience?

Trump also announced that Al from Dadeville will replace Scott Pruitt as EPA Secretary.

Glad to see the USMNT’s own Michael Bradley leading the charge for Roma.