Markelle Fultz [tapping index finger to his temple]: Can’t get ejected for lowering your head to initiate contact if you do it to a teammate in the NBA.

Hindsight kudos to Jeremy Lin for shutting it down instead of trying to play through injury in the playoffs for the Melo-led Knicks a few months after Linsanity.

+ 3 lice-infested children

Poor Charlie Kirk, always a #14 seed in life.

Don’t blame you; The Jeffries are a much more compelling award show.

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

Indeed, a water cooler is also useful for indicating where I might congregate with my fellow patrons to discuss the cultural zeitgeist or the results of local sporting events in a relaxed manner.

They’re the first mid-major team to make the Final Four since Wichita State in 2013.

Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight? It’d be impossible with the internet. There’s really no such thing as regional advertising like that anymore. Just…

following the untimely death of Barry Petchesky

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

“See folks, the NCAA isn’t so bad.” - Mark Emmert

Hey man, why are you trying to steal Deadspin Hall of Famer Carl Monday’s job .

“May I remind you that I have a white millennial research assistant wife.”

It’s almost like the entire idea of America is anathema to Kings.

Rob Refsnyder, a utility guy

We are all straws in the drink of life.

“Show some respect for the flag.” - Barry

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Have some class, it’s Perkins.