On top of it all, I’m surprised at the free pass Tiger has gotten for golfing with Trump. But golf fans are probably older and even more conservative than baseball fans. Plus, Trump knew: http://people.com/politics/trump-playmate-mistress-tiger-woods/

Sounds more like the reporter didn’t have hot enough takes.

Apparently, Gettleman believes that two in the bush is worth one in the hand.

“Kurt is the guy who can keep throwing incompletions when we’ve built up a huge lead and actually need to run out the clock late in the most important game of the season.” - Kyle Shanahan

I like to think that Taco married Glen and took his last name.

Hopefully I will still be able to get hot photos of bikini clad models mailed directly to my orthodontist’s waiting room.

It’s too bad the only two dudes with thumbs had to die. They made movie reviews easy to understand.

The Knicks can’t even tank. They lose at losing.

He should have been Incognito.

Redford, are you suggesting the Flintstones weren’t real?

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

When a 9th-seed loses to a 1-seed, it’s always the losing team’s leading scorer’s fault.

C’mon Kelvin Sampson, ever since Laettner, everyone knows you have to guard the inbounds pass.

Sister Jean is not my lover.

“It’s a tough choice between pissing yourself and getting sunburned.” - 210 year old fancy dog

On the plus side, this should prevent Doc Rivers from trying to sign him again.

This is March, eh?

Clearly a better corporate fit for Adidas since he spends all day dreaming about sex.

How dare you question his sacrifice! #rolandmouret pants #tomford sunnies, #hermesscarf #valentinorockstudheels #valentino

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