“Messi’s cranium is much smaller than the average player, and he appears to exhibit signs of brachycephalia. Whereas craniometer readings for Chris Wondolowski are off the charts.” - Thomas Rongen

We note this not because it’s scandalous.

2017-8 Jared Dudley: imagine if a less-talented Brian McCann were playing in the NBA

In retaliation, Trump has ruled that Thai timber imports will only be allowed from trees that Jean-Claude Van Damme cannot kick down in twenty blows.

But when conservative wunderkinds like Ben Shapiro, Stephen Miller, or the kid who wants to mow the White House lawn get political, it’s because they’re geniuses who speak truth to power.

What if they had a single elimination tournament for the final seed but, hear me out, it was entertaining as hell?

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

Class act: the more polite way to say “one of the good ones”

Sounds like your self-awareness is really holding you back from a career carrying water for the NFL.

If ever there were a time for the “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

Trump is going to overtake Bill Pullman as the greatest American president.

If the Glazers are involved, we can at least take solace in the fact that Trump won’t win.

D.C. is full of sex perverts.

He traveled.

Minnesota, eh? Looks like he doesn’t mind being called “Kurt” after all.

Sounds like McEntee should prepare for a Civil ConFLiCT.

she is described both as a “veteran widely respected among her colleagues” and as someone who took a central role in the CIA’s extraordinary rendition program

Looks like someone got into the strawberries again.

You’re giving this woman way too much credit if you think she believes even that.

Under the CBA, the players also get a share of local revenues (e.g. gate receipts and local sponsorship deals). And as part of their agreement with the state, the Seahawks get to keep all stadium and parking garage revenues in exchange for $850,000 per year in rent and maintenance costs.