This is my favorite Renton-related Almost Live comment:

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

She also asserted that her tax dollars somehow go towards Thorpe and Tyson’s salaries. That’s definitely not how taxes work, but believing so is definitely how being a wretched white person in America works.

We truly are living in financial times, where the only thing that matters is money.

So Flake would spent a lot of time and money running a primary campaign and then end up endorsing Trump before the first ballots were cast?

I’ve been wondering lately whether Chris Cillizza is the Darren Rovell of political journalism or if Darren Rovell is the Chris Cillizza of sports journalism.

I graduated from Penn in 2004.

Playmakers truly was ahead of its time.

Can’t wait for ESPN to lose the NFL and then treat it like hockey, which they pretend doesn’t even exist.

“It’s okay if the President calls grandma a bitch, kids.”

C’mon man, the bracket’s already confusing enough for them as it is.

The Harvard players were worried if they got too many B’s, they might have to switch teams.

+1 Tanqueray on the rocks.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

New Jersey.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

I think you meant “Just ‘cause he sucks.”

I’m surprised Washington isn’t interested. Given their track record of dubiously blaming personnel failures on alcoholism, you’d think they’d want a player for whom the groundwork has already been laid.

If only these NFL scouts had added “Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” after asking their questions, this wouldn’t be such a controversy.

You better Beliebe she would have.