At least they’ll have left their mark after they’re gone.

Let’s hope that years from now, we look back at the ratios from the Trump years with the same skepticism we currently hold for the power numbers from baseball’s Steroid Era.

Well I’m sure this will go over well with everyone.

Hey man, that same tactic worked for FDR.

Away fans got Sonned.

Or the random porn star references.

I love a good Horace Greeley reference. Dude’s Rec Specs were better than even Chris Sabo’s.

*good

Man, the media is really trying to rub his nose in the mess he made.

“I chortled.” - Football God

I remember as a little kid being super disappointed that the XFL, which advertised itself for a long time as not having the fair catch, implemented a halo rule so there were no devastating hits of totally defenseless returners.

Actually, many people, especially very smart and powerful people, are demanding that players destroy each other, just like they did when America was last great: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/10/13/trump-just-criticized-the-nfls-softer-rules-intended-to-help-protect-players-from-traumatic-brain…

David, save some of your praise for the heroic DeVos heirs: http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2017/12/rich_devos_grandson_takes_2-ye.html

Maybe he’ll move the team to a larger market, like his beloved Dodgers.

More like Domino’s, amirite?

Some of them were heard encouraging attendees to leave to have sex quickly so that they could return to solicit another attendee before the party was over, according to one person who was there.

If all else fails, there’s always Benghazi Uranium One films to screen before masses of patriotic Americans: http://gawker.com/i-watched-michael-bays-benghazi-movie-at-cowboys-stadiu-1753238965

I was congratulating myself for having made it, when about 20 minutes in Montezuma’s revenge returned, the likes of which I had never experienced.

To be fair, Trump’s been consistent about his hatred of cats and dogs. http://www.newsweek.com/trump-thinks-pences-are-yokels-because-they-brought-pets-washington-736285

WTF is Marlins-mobile? Is that just a name for Marlins Man’s car?