Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.

Looks like some lucky dog at the Humane Society is going to find a new home.

Not to mention, that the game was competing directly against Sunday Night Football and one of the greatest World Series games ever for viewers.

It’s like the cops in Vancouver don’t understand the First Amendment.

It’s as American as U2.

It will always be Enron Field to me.

In the name of purity, at least they got rid of that hill to die on in center.

This was a preview of a dystopian future in which people are forced to stick to sports.

But what about my inalienable right to criticize people?

They’re just like kids sentenced as adults out there.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

I hope they’re not distracted by the few players who were so feckless that they refused to kneel even after their team owner likened them to criminals.

Pictured: America.

Meanwhile they keep inviting Drew Stanton and Brett Hundley even though they talk so much that the meetings stall and are never productive.

From what I can gather it’s either a) there were no death threats and he made them up to distract everyone from how bad his team is, or b) there were death threats and he didn’t respond properly (say, by notifying law enforcement that people’s lives might be in danger).

You’d think the photo of animal cruelty would have been sufficient.

Dude made millions inventing a tool to dig up.

So, in this version, the “inmates” are the league office? The administrative body charged with operating the NFL? The NFL itself is both “inmate” and “prison.”

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