“The NAIA missed the opportunity to take a stand,” College of the Ozarks President Jerry Davis said in a release on Friday.

“Please trade me. I don’t want to play for this awful team anymore. Oh, on an unrelated note, a teammate literally broke my face.” - Nikola Mirotic

Ignorance is not supposed to be a defense

“This has never happened before, I swear.”

Oddly, Gurriel played in Japan for the Yokohama BayStars as one of the first Cuban players to legally play professionally overseas. I assume his NPB teammates were less appreciative of his gestures whenever he took an opponent yard.

Imagine if they decided to print their magazine not on glossy paper but on a thinner, cheaper paper and then instead of publishing it once a week did it everyday.

It took me a few readings to realize that Raj was not a reference to the British Raj. While your statement would still hold, I wasn’t quite sure how the anthem protests related to colonial India.

Goodell’s downfall won’t be his general incompetence or his wildly inconsistent disciplinary edicts, but simply lending a compassionate, open ear to players’ protests over police brutality and systemic racism.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

“Jeez, Drew. Everyone knows objectifying women is only acceptable if you also link to the cheerleader’s bio that details her educational credentials or professional aspirations. Also, you must include a ‘boss’ button.” - Gregg Easterbrook

Have some respect for Bobby V. The wrap sandwich is genius.

As the 2016 election taught us, there’s always someone better just around the corner.

I know hindsight is 20/20, but why did Roberts strain his bullpen for no real reason last night? He pulled Hill after just 4 innings and 60 pitches and then had such short leashes with Maeda and Morrow only to be left with no one to pitch when it went to extras.

Buck hates moon shots no matter the context.

Brian McCann awaits Game 3 to deliver his rebuttal, Barry.

Dude played baseball at Yale.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

C’mon man, it’s British.

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

The mix of team jerseys makes it really confusing to figure out who’s on which side. The fighters should have gone shirts vs. ‘Skins.