Why continue to look like Derek Jeter when you can start looking like Jeff Bezos?

Why didn’t they respect the flag?

Despite the extreme likelihood that this was bullshit, Fox News ran with it, as did the New York Post, the Mirror, local outlet KRDO, the Daily Caller, the Daily Mail, Thrillist, and the Kansas City Star.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

“All of Australia” apparently used up all the As, which is why Aron is one short.

Imagine what December 31st’s Raiders game will be like.

As America is learning, the lower you set the bar, the higher the odds of something going terribly wrong.

Dude is running out of finite energy.

The Yankees really are the worst. They essentially thoughts and prayer’ed a little girl over safety nets.

But the idea of the Vikings winning a Super Bowl is the greatest fantasy of them all.

I’m comment tanking.

Someone isn’t trusting the process.

Here’s Drew:

Juicero died so the Juice could be free.

To be fair to Abernathy, he needs sports to distract him from the controversy that is the killing off of the wife on his favorite TV show, Kevin Can Wait.

NBA players should protest by walking around the court during the anthem instead of standing still. There’s no precedent for the NBA punishing people for taking unsanctioned steps.

“Oh, Mondays are open? Sour for Peter, but sweet for me. Time for Gregggg to move up a day!” -Gregg Easterbrook, TMQB

Was reminded of this: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/injured-player-gives-thumbs-down-while-being-carte-10060

In all honesty, I don’t know how anyone with a conscience can keep watching after seeing that.

This week sucks. First everything was simplified into Trump vs. the NFL, now it’s Homophobes vs. Macklemore. I have enough hate in my heart for both sides, people!