They wish they’d charged an even $5. For the fans’ sake, so they didn’t have to deal with any change.

It’s like the kid in church who tattles on those who had their eyes open during prayer.

Yeah, I was thinking he had gone deaf, since he “condemned” Trump’s words as “divisive.” But yes, perhaps he has heard all of it. From now on, I will just stick to commenting about sports and not canine audiology.

Poor Tommy, all this racist dog whistling and he can’t even hear it.

I am so exhausted this morning. I woke up early yesterday to make sure I watched the London game in its entirety, then had to keep watching through the end of SNF just so Trump would know that I disagree with him.

Not a surprising statement from the Seahawks. Additionally, their head coach would like to add that he continues to question the pretense of some of the sacrifices made by the armed forces on his behalf.

Think how much farther he could have kicked it if he’d been a second round pick.

Thankfully none of the Lions fans had to witness this because they all left Ford Field before the game started after seeing a couple of players kneel during the national anthem.

Sadly, none of these images will matter to Trump supporters until white players start kneeling with their black teammates.

Poor Trump, putting out an invitation and getting rejected. He moved on Roy Williams like a bitch.

Maybe Trump will deport Kanter for being mean to his autocratic friend/investment partner.

‘Melo in OKC, talk about isolation.

And like that Arturo becomes “Arthur.”

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Today in Republican cognitive dissonance: Two guys are beautifully tackling one another and somehow it’s the straight, married guy trying to stop it who’s ruining everything.

I totally hear you, Dunzi84. I feel like between all of the talk of football, playing so many rounds of golf, rounding up immigrants, and condoning white supremacy, President Trump spends more time on good ol’ American sports than Deadspin these days.

“The only thing you could do better is if you see it, even if it’s just one player, leave the stadium. I guarantee things will stop. Things will stop. Just pick up and leave. Pick up and leave.”

Hideki Irabu, RIP.

Affirmed.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.