“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

Should have drank more water.

Let the (Robert) Swift Boating of Ricky Rubio begin!

For clarity’s sake, we better hope no brands need to send their thoughts and prayers to any of the Bolivarian countries anytime soon.

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

If only there were some way for these folks to verify whose Uber it was.

At least The Ringer is breaking wrestling news today about this new heel, The Progressive Liberal.

No hump day.

Should have dressed up as Mr. Baseball instead.

True, but Garcetti (and the city) aren’t paying for it and the city lost out on games in the interim. I also think it plays well politically in San Diego for him to say that the team should have stayed, if Garcetti wants to win statewide office. It’s not like anyone in LA gives a shit about the Chargers.

I dunno, it looks like they just relegated the entire damn league.

I assume this is shade because the Chargers chose to play not in L.A. proper but in Carson, an inconveniently located suburb. Meanwhile the Rams are playing (temporarily) downtown at the Coliseum. I wonder if Garcetti’s public love of the Rams will die out once the team moves to its monstrosity in nearby (and not the…

For folks who want to buy headphones peddled by non-threatening QB #brands, Bose and Russell Wilson finally have some competition.

Not to go all Rovell on you, but Tom Brady does not seem like the greatest match for that brand.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

McAdoo about nothing.

Goddamnit, I missed.

Did you end up using your bartender’s license?

I must say that gif LeBron tweeted where he hit Kyrie in the back with a golf ball was pretty damn cool.

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?