That moment when you think you’re an integral part of the league but realize that you’re just another overpaid cog in the machine.

+1 pair of Nike Decades

It’s like if the rules for the board game Clue stated that the game ended when all of the facts (criminal, location, and weapon) were revealed, but you weren’t allowed to state them together in a declarative sentence. In fact, if you did, you’d be automatically disqualified and then publicly raked over the coals by a…

Kids shouldn’t subject their moms to Marchman’s terrible takes.

From: shawley142

This is like that TV show where the guy gets the next day’s edition of the newspaper the day before it’s published, and then quits a life of heroism to become a high school football coach.

A.C. Green, meanwhile, is fine with it.

Ingram better hope Cutler doesn’t give measles to all of the Rivers kids.

Wow, you know you’ve got problems when you’ve ceded the moral high ground to university president (!) Jim Tressel.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

Boy was my heart was racing toward the end of this blog. I was worried you were going to spill hot tea all over your lap like I usually do.

Hey man, stick to sprots!

Who would have thought that young Mike Pence would have bad twitter takes?

a book with his TED Talk father David

Vechery took the kid to the Greenbrier, a West Virginia resort and golf haven, for a lesson with Lee Trevino, who serves as golf pro emeritus there. “The swing’s perfect. I wouldn’t touch that swing with a 10-foot pole,” said Trevino after the lesson, which Vechery videotaped. “For an 11 year old, she’s got as good a…

I felt the same way about the Dodgers recent streak.

I believe the correct plural is Steves Smith.

I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

If you have a common name, you should include a middle initial or display a terrible, grating personality, like ESPN’s Steve A Smith.

“Endor2ement is earned.”