Don't ask me what's in my diaper, Kay.
Is it a two?
Don't ask me what's in my diaper.
No!
ENOUGH!! Alright, this one time…this one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs.
Is it a two? Is it?
No.
*sucks on binky*

Hey fun moms, get a room!

I agree wholeheartedly. This isn't crab related, but similar. I live in a fairly rural area, and there happen to be a sizeable number of box turtles that wander onto roads and into yards. I've had several heated arguments with family and friends who try and take the little buggers as pets for their kids. Despite the…

Richard Thompson put it best:
Life seems so rosy in the cradle,
But I'll be a friend I'll tell you what's in store
There's nothing at the end of the rainbow.
There's nothing to grow up for anymore.

But with less AC/DC.

If it isn't somebody forgot to tell the locals.

You know, hell ain't so bad: sure it's hot, but it's a dry heat.

Well I wouldn't realise it but my wife keeps pinching my nose to stop my snoring.

I guess I'll see you in hell hyperbolic paranoid.

Sadly smoked herring doesn't make much of a pet. They just sink to the bottom of the tank and grow soggier and soggier.

You mean I had a choice in where I was born?
*kicks self for not choosing to be born in Bora Bora*

See my vest?

Here's an idea America: say no to your mouth-breathing progeny once in a while.

So much for my planned rock opera based on Trouble with the pop-o-matic bubble.

Well there has been a distinct medicinal taste to all the food I eat lately. And there seems to be a strange flashing that intermittently shows up while I'm watching tv. Now that I think about it all the music and podcasts I've listened to lately seem to have some sort of underlying buzz interspersed with…

Is it gay to peg though? I thought Deadpool made it okay.

It really should be pronounced Scubba like Bubba.

Foilage

All the lizard beings.

There was a Rolling Stone interview a couple months back where he was spouting the same dubious bullshit and claiming to have all sorts of top secret government clearance-because that's who the shadowy cabal of lizardo illuminati would usher into their private sanctum, a washed up pop-punk has-been.
Here's the link, he…