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(pile of pistols in the outfield) “I see you lost your guns. 2nd Amendment Solidarity Forever. #tcot #jadehelm15 #staywoke” — Luke Scott

Just imagine leaving the 1578th comment on the Instagram photo, coming back 12 hours later and it’s buried amongt another 1000 additional comments and now he’ll never see your clever wordplay where you ask who will be FOOTING the bill

“Has it ever stayed within the white lines in a big league game? NO” — a throw from second to first in Knoblauch’s later career

Kobe: Now Roy, I don’t want you taking any unnecessary shots

Rondo 2015: I haven’t played defense in a couple of years

“Is Justin Turner The First Looper To Be Paid in Bags of Sunflower Seeds Strapped To His Body?”

“It’s good to get out of the house and watch a ballgame, away from Little Miss Can’t-Be-Wrong”

NY Post Sports Editor: “Puns! We need puns for each free agent rejecting the Knicks!”

This movie could be big... SEPP BLATTER HAGIOGRAPHIC FILM BIG

And of course this sort of body-shaming discounts the role of the Botticellian player throughout Bay Leaves history.

I mean was CARMELO’S grandmother Miss America 1952? Was YOURS? NO! By definition, there was only one Miss America 1952! Why did you ever bother HAVING this debate?

Listen to this winner of the one-time WTA tour winner (2014 Topshelf Open in Rosmalen, Netherlands) with a 7-17 record in major tournaments, Carmelo.

“Well Greg how’s it look”

You should always listen to sexist smarm when coming from a mulleted 17-year-old version of me

I’m guessing that given the sport involved, the monetary breakdown here will be $3 compensatory, $9,999,997 punitive.

I’ll miss his fresh take on sports highlights/commentary which involved smarmy catchphrases, references known only to him, and offhanded dismissal of things uninteresting to him. Nowhere else in sports media could you get that.

Local Auto Parts Assistant Manager Steals Leafs Uniform, Skates Uninterrupted for 20 Seconds Before Tackling

Colin Cowherd, Public Airwaves Combine To Give America an Idea of What a Perpetually Outraged Talking Chicken Would Sound Like.

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I haven’t seen such a poor display of tomahawking since Ed Ames appeared on the Johnny Carson Show.

It’s important for a joke relying on ironic juxtaposition to be entirely factual and consider all of the angles or it fails of its own accord. PS What’s Rita Moreno have to do with anything?