In a tit-for-tat move, Blazer has placed FIFA on The Naughty List for life.

DeAndre Jordan seems as sick and tired of Chris Paul about as much as we were sick and tired of his twin brother.

I guess it was “Pocket Full Of Krypto-Night” at Chase Field.

Pablo Sandoval: [swings at pitch]
Pablo Sandoval: [misses]
Pablo Sandoval: [curses]
Pablo Sandoval: [spits]
Pablo Sandoval: [adjusts self]
Michael Jordan: [swings at pitch]

Left the team that won him three world series.
Got fat (again).
Scorched all bridges in San Francisco.

Yeah...this is still the worst decision he’s made this year.

Contract Negotiation Truthers out in force.

I mean, he’s not wrong.

This won’t faze him at all. Kobe is a rare athlete who treats his teammates exactly the same way both on and off the court: he pretends they don’t exist.

Phil was high unintentional comedy. He had the *exact* measured, somber, careful tone of someone from FEMA, the FFA or the NTSB giving a press conference from the scene of a disaster.

I liked how that kid was clearly trying to record a video of him being super upset about the pick, and trying to take the perfect disappointment selfie, seriously. Fuck that kid, he’s everything that’s wrong with the world.

Is Deadspin to the Knicks what ESPN is to the Jets? I know you are in NYC and think the sports world revolves around them, but I have bad news, it doesn’t. Just as much as we non-New Yorkers can’t stand hearing about the going-ons about the Jets, it goes for the Knicks as well. We don’t care!!! If those teams were in…

Listen, I fully admit that I am a pathetic sports loser. Having said that, there is no way in fucking hell I would ever go to a draft live unless it was a family member. These people upset and crying after a fucking draft pick need to kill themselves for the betterment of society.

Knickspin

Help us to save free Conscience from the paw / Of hireling wolves whose gospel is their maw.

To those of you who say that the flag represents state’s rights: what right, exactly, is it supposed to represent? The right that South Carolina seceded in order to defend was the right to own and use slave labor to maintain an economic system. Don’t believe me, though. Just take a look at the “Declaration of the…

Thank you. It might be a links style design but it didn’t require links style play. Links style play is keeping the ball low to the ground and out of the wind. That’s why those courses are designed that way because a 30mph steady wind is normal. I think the hardest the wind blew was 15mph, which for most pros is a…

Watching on the first day, I said to my friends that the course looked like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. The miserable grass aside, evne the bunkers looked more like irradiated toxic sludge than sand. Then this happened, and I was convinced that this is just the aesthetic they were going for:

There was one putt from yesterday (think it was Snedeker) where the ball just hopped up in the air while rolling on the green, like there was a small rock on the ground or something. That’s probably the purest distillation of the green conditions.