Got a big kick out of the lurid color job they did of the awful Ava Gardner on the cover of that mag.

This is brilliant.

Damn. You star your own fucking comments! Not only with your MAIN account, but with your hastily created burner accounts.

Good Lord me too.

Given that the non-word ‘amazeballs’ is both annoying & idiotic, then yes.

It can be little addictive!

You get used to it. I hated Twitter at first and swore I’d never sign up but it grows on you. Like a fungus.

I have rosacea. When I go running complete strangers will ask me if I’m having a stroke as I “warm down” afterwards, I get so red.

She is beautiful.

Frankly, the nose is the only thing done marginally right.

My sister looks like a younger Meryl Streep.

WHY did they do this?

Isn’t Lesbo an island? I mean... who says that, besides 8yo stupidos in 1980?

People who glue caterpillars to their eyelids and chew on jewelry.

life is suffering

That’s not how you make friends.

A nurse taught you to rub one out while wearing a rubber?

Oh my God.