This comment isn’t getting enough jezzie stars.

All ‘birthing people’ are female. Every single one of them. 

A trans man is a woman. The fact that this trans man would need “midwife help” only illuminates this fact.

You are the sect who are reducing people to body parts.

Not all of us women have a gender identity. I am no more cis than trans.

You people are the new Evangelicals. 

It’s not about a gender, at all. It’s about the female sex’s struggle for equal rights thoughout history. 

You shits at Jezebel really have doubled down on being a Men’s Rights Organization, haven’t you?

It’s not about “the gender”, you goofuses. 

I hope Jason-The-First-Husband crashes all of her subsequent weddings. This chick has a faulty man-picker.

Kim has too much time on her hands. Too much thumb twiddling.

I don’t even think this chick graduated from a real high school, and she’s out here pontificating as a lawyer? And trying to influence the legal system?

Go inject your butt with more fat or do a sex tape, you privileged pampered airheaded brat.

A woman doesn’t have a penis.

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Oh, Betsy, the same thing happens to me. Sometimes I look in the mirror (in good lighting, and when I’ve been taking my fish oil capsules and retinol serum) and I see the cute nubile 21 yo chick I was in 1985. Other times, I see a hag.

Don’t get me started on those front facing cameras on cell phones. Jesus Christ,…

50 ain’t that old, but Jezebel is skewing younger these days, and ageism is one of the remaining “ism” things people can be nasty about.
I’m 56 and don’t look as blowsy and unkempt as this chick. Why can’t we keep age out of this? Her appearance shouldn’t invite snarking about age.

I heard this song once and it almost made me homicidal.

That skit has been killing me for over 40 years!

Do you really consider it “strange” for an “alleged” criminal to have the right to a platform to deny wrongdoing? And to publish a memoir? Really?

I mean, do you really want to limit free speech on the basis of what you consider popular opinion, or what you consider “woke” or whatever? Because that can turn against…

Jesus Christ, you are insufferable.

Yeah, the majority of the French seem okey-dokey with known child rapist Roman Polanski traipsing around in their midst. I really don’t understand that mindset.

Perhaps the next time her ‘baby boy’ has unprotected sex with a high schooler, Tracy Johnson can get a written contract with her underage grandbaby-mama regarding teenage unmarried single-parent pregnancy and what not.

Or maybe she could caution her ‘baby boy’ from having sexual intercourse unless he and his partner…