Liz: “I thought you didn’t send pretty girls to jail?”

Breaking News: Guy who hires anorexic girls to prance around naked in a pop music video may not be a beacon of chivalry.

In the United States of America, those percentages would be grounds for spending the first 3/4  of the term arguing about how they stole the vote.

Yeah, that was my guess before I read the article: the secret ingredient is dog hair.  

The punchline about getting an affluent white woman to own up to anything would have landed a lot better if it seemed like Paltrow was at fault.

It is deeply ironic to me that a movement that places a lot of importance on respecting how someone wants to be addressed labels women transphobic for wanting to be addressed as such.

Are we also doing away with the word ‘men’ for ‘penis-havers’ or ‘insemination-capable people’?

She can sure pick ‘em. 

Disgusting and hypocritical behavior by many in this discussion...

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This is why using plural pronouns is stupid and ppl make jokes.

This movie will be buried in hbomax

starting to think this gender shit is a mental disease, I hope ezra gets help before he does something crazy.

Maybe the first step to healing this nation is that we, as a nation, open a restraining order up against Ezra Miller

I am not sure its that extreme but I would not put it past Ezra getting #MeToo’d eventually. 

I think it’s important to respect people’s pronouns, but can we then bear in mind sentence coherency? There’s a sentence in here that, because of the use of “them,” reads as if Miller was paying for two middle-aged parents to attend Bard College.

And then some. 

“Starshine.”

Miller’s representatives couldn’t be reached because they are currently hiding at the bottom of a jug of whiskey.

This has to be one of the most punchable faces i’ve ever seen