Something tells me you’ll survive just fine after a plane crash.

We have to face facts. We’re never going to unsee trump’s face in a dumpling ever again.

It’s not as funny as she probably thinks it is IMO.

You have a point.

Now that I think of it, it was probably some other white guy. Most likely your buddy Masshole James.

I live in Florida and hate those fucking “Choose Life” license plates.

I would hate to be a celeb, all the money and adoration in the world isn’t worth the invasion of privacy.

Is it wrong that I’ve long thought that you are a Highly Sensitive Person?

Haven’t you heard? Jennifer Lawrence is Every Woman.

The Baby Carters will be living in the rarefied atmosphere of celebrityhood in a gated community. They’re immune from our norm, as are their parents.

All she needs is a puppy sitting on her head to make it perfect.

David Beckham’s third wife:

... As she day dreamed about her family’s upcoming trip to Disney World, Ava had no idea that in 14 years she would be giving birth to David Beckham’s child.

LOLOL - my sister & I were joking a few months ago about all the current crop of grizzled celebrity men who are siring babies with much, much younger women and how they had declared their past wives their “soul mates” years ago.

I predict that once David’s inevitable celebrity mid-life crisis hits, probably in the next 10 years, he & Posh will split. It may take him fathering a kid with a nubile much-younger woman, but it will happen.

Right? One of my thoughts was “Mental is much more imaginative than that.”

That’s one of my pet peeves. Not everyone who posts here is honest.

This can be a weird place filled with weird unbalanced people.

That person is going on every thread with their rant. Kinja needs to shut them down ASAP.