I bet this resume does a great job of weeding out closed-minded asshole bosses!

"If you are friends with a Hall boy on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, then you are friends with the whole Hall family," Hall continues (and you probably see a fair amount of teen abs!). That means the entire family analyzes your selfies over dessert and wonders "what you were trying to do? Who are you trying to…

AKA "Corn Nuggets" in the US

Cut the cable and stream online. Ignore network garbage. Win.

Can we just stop with the Miley Cyrus thing?

LOL, For me it was the next part:

The only way I've found to mimic that without drugs is to cut out all flour, starch and sugar.

Don't fall for the Sensa snake oil. There's absolutely no scientific evidence that Sensa works, or even that it's possible for Sensa to do what it says it can do. It's all pseudoscienceyish sales and marketing.

Wow. Bleaching your butthole has to be up there somewhere near the peak of Mt. Vanity.

Sorry, but the bible is not historical fact. It is a collection of myths, legends, customs, etc.

People.

Anyone ever notice how these bizarre standards of beauty for women often greatly reduce the woman's physical mobility? Now how does that just happen over and over again all over the world?

Eh, no skin off my nose if someone takes a selfie at a historical site...

Why lower yourself to the level of discourse which prompted you to write this article?

Is a Creampie really this unusual thing relegated to the deep dark recesses of porn?

...the facade of a human being who hasn't been remarkably degraded by years of watching the most extreme and absurd sex acts that the internet can provide.

It's like, Troll Bingo and I just got BLACKOUT!

It amazes me that people will spend multiple tens of thousands of dollars on this one day party and then return to their life of debt as if that much money hadn't even passed through their hands. It's our own version of Dowry.