Well, poop has to start somewhere.

I would win that prize. I poop like a fucking champ. It's really my only talent.

You left out the most important part! From the website's donor page, http://www.openbiome.org/stool-donation…

I know a guy who will give me an extra $30 if I let him make a video of me doing it. Would they mind if I brought him along? I'm all about maximizing the bottom line.

CAPSULES. NOT PILLS. The difference is key!

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

This is how I felt about the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo movie trilogy. I thought the originals were really good and Noomi Rapace was perfect in that role. Even my husband who does not like to have to read while watching movies, really enjoyed it. I know they didn't have the top movie fancy quality to them, but I…

"curated" and "bespoke". Kill them both.

Motherfuckers don't curate herbs

I don't mind bespoke or curated for that matter. As long as they are in their proper context. If you're not talking about suits or hand made and tailored clothing, don't use the word bespoke. If you're not Indiana Jones or don't work in a museum, don't use the word curated. Motherfuckers don't curate herbs, they grow…

These are not OOAK. They are also not vintage.

Oh hell yes Etsy allows resellers.

Mostly I agree with you, remakes of foreign show are generally unnecessary and don't live up to the originals. The Office, of course, being a notable exception and the rainbow the US networks are chasing.

Also can we talk about how terrifying "the people responsible are being dealt with" sounds in this context? Its like Dominos is the fucking Mossad.

Everyone imagine kissing someone and feeling tiny little hands attached to their tongue wiggling around in your mouth.

Just found a source on this. Apparently, it is not fake: it was a print ad conceived by the McCann Erickson agency in Israel and pitched to an independent franchise. It never actually RAN, though. It was, however, a real ad pitched by a real advertising company.

They should just call it "The Coitus" or "In Flagrante Detesto" or "Fucksgusting".

Perfect for the new Fruedian diet, where you can only eat food that makes you dream about driving into tunnels named for your mother.

It looks like a sunburned penis wrapped in a deep-fried vulva.

That second picture. For the love of JESUS.