Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

I’ve installed tasker on the kids phones. If the SMS is from me, and starts with the word URGENT (in caps), do the following:

Kind of glad we didn’t have cell phones when I was a kid.

If I were a kid and my parents put this on my phone, the thing would suddenly be spending a lot more time on Airplane mode.

Brazilian here. Although the article is factually correct, I think it would be useful to expand the information a bit, in order to get more context. Since I already sort of did that with my comment in the article about the Italian woman burnt alive by an ex-boyfriend, here it goes:

It’s about fucking time.

No. The rapper called Pitbull apparently got his name while on the way to watch a dog fight, so fuck him and his icky physical appearance.

Now, stealing the nomination this way would be the most blatant voter disenfranchisement possibly in American history,

A little. A very big part of the Trump message that has working class voters on his side is his attack on the moneyed elite which has used social dog whistle politics to divert attention from their strip mining of all the wealth in this country. Trump’s call for automakers to return factories to the US or face tariffs…

Sure, all true. But Trump’s potential genius is marrying that carefully curated GOP racism with populist economics.

Interestingly, courtesy of the way the RNC works, they do still have options to stop Trump if they want to. Turns out that voting to change the rules at the convention is done by voice vote, not in writing; as the Ron Paul people discovered back in 2012, it is amazing how good Reince Priebus’ designated people are at…

But, but...but: baseball. Actually, watching George Will yammer about baseball in the Ken Burns film made me like baseball less. You just know George has a shrine to Kenesaw Mountain Landis in an alcove just off his sex dungeon.

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

Like when cops yell “stop resisting” when the victim isn’t resisting.

What if a man follows another man (who is dressed as a woman) into the bathroom, in order to stop the second man from molesting a woman, BUT it turns out the woman already in the bathroom was drunk or dressed slutty? THEN what is he supposed to do?

So what you’re saying is this is all leading up to a law where a man is allowed to enter the women’s bathroom as long as he thinks he saw another man enter? This will surely lead to protecting the fragile women and will not lead to a man following in a man who thinks he saw another man enter.

I’m being sarcastic but…

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second