We actually did have the ‘real’ Wendy’s here, back when I was in my late teens in the 80s, but they went bust for no reason that I could see at the time.

“Local dad builds his own self-driving car, now the car companies hate him. Learn his one weird trick!”

Wat. You understand that heroin is illegal, & booze isn’t, right?

No, you’re actually one of the nicer Pinkham’s Law ‘winners’, & this is one of the rare ones where the customer both kind of has a point, & at least didn’t shit on the person who was the most powerless in the situation.

Also, The Greys aren’t a thing there. Yay!

Truth. The flavour of beets is that of the graveyard soil that your corpse will one day fertilise.

Trademark, not copyright, but yes.

“(Hungry Jack’s is what Burger King is called in Australia because Australia reasons)“

I would choose the writhing tentacles over jello + mayo in a heartbeat.

Unfortunately, it’s what happens when you piss off the powers that be for your gig, & can’t afford to be picky about what advertisers you accept.

And now I’ve taken my own advice, so now Frank Underboob is there as well. See you there. :)

Wonkette is funny as hell.

LOL.

Make your Disqus profile private, & change your handle.

I’ve just done it. It turns out to be easy. Just go to:

I’ll look forward to seeing you there. Keep an eye out for Nop666. :)

Wonkette uses Disqus for comments, which works way better than Kinja. I’m currently @Nop666 there, although I’m thinking of migrating my Frank Underboob handle there.

And I’m looking forward to running the Pinkham’s Law pool on Wonkette, where they have a much, much, saner comment system than fucking Kinja.

“Taking that same hand he had just used to sexually harass my mother, he goes over to the vat of mashed potatoes and scoops up a fistful. Then he goes to the gravy vat, dips his bare-handed potato fist in there, and licks it all up. One napkin later and the visit was over.”

EXACTLY!