“maybe not LA Law. Maybe some other law office show of the same vintage?”

I thought that it was 31 chains in Imperial measurement? Or is it different in American?

I wouldn’t be able to go to a place like that without having to suppress an urge to firebomb it.

I’ve already seen two comments about allergies to Steve Glutenberg. ;)

“Which makes me wonder what name mom called out in bed the night you were conceived...”

“Benedict Batcherguy (Cumperbatch)“

I guessed the same, because I once lost my catch from a fishing trip that way. They weren’t defrosting, just waiting for me clear enough space in the fridge to put them away, but my mother’s* damn cats manages to ninja the fish out of the newspaper wrapping & do a runner with them in total silence.

Maybe she has cats?

My cats are like this when I open a can of tuna to make a sandwich, only they hop up & down & miauo a lot as well.

Please tell them that the customer admitted she’s a dumbass and it was the fridge the whole time. They still shouldn’t have told me that it was the brand of CDs, but it was the fridge that killed the CD burner. Tell them that I’m really sorry for yelling at them, they were just doing their jobs. Okay?”

“Not to be rude, but the slew of Celiac comments made this thread reeeeeeeealllllllllyyyyyy long and booooooooring.”

People with severe nut or shellfish allergies sometimes die from anaphylactic shock.

“And yes, I realize quite a few people have already said this but I feel strongly enough about it to emphasize the point”

No worries. It’s a good one, isn’t it?

Fortunately, about a dozen people have done so anyway.

I really, really hope I never have to either, because it sounds like a giant fucking pain in the ass.

The same article recommends using toaster bags, which sounds a hell of a lot more practical to take to a restaurant than a whole toaster.

I did, & now I’m paying the price. Live & learn, eh?

One gram of toast crumbs would be about half a teaspoon. That’d be some weird toaster that could stick that much on the next slice or two.

That’s exactly who I was thinking of too, having just started re-watching Boston Legal this week.