And we all know how scrupulous restaurant bosses are about following those laws, & how supportive they are of servers who attempt to uphold them, right?

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I knew a guy like that. He always tried to one-up everything anyone else did too, a classic only-child.

Honestly, it’s like they’re not even trying this week.

I’m not sure I’d want to watch them waving the UV light over the pizzas.

Sadly, someone has already beaten you to the first Pinkham’s Law comment of the day, but you nearly nailed it, so you get an honourable mention.

Okay, First place was indeed the margarita drunks, at a mere 21 minutes after posting:

Already? You are fucking kidding me. Gah, couldn’t the fuckwits have at least held off for an hour?

I picked them because people are going to freak at someone being mean over a shitty tip.

It’s a tough one this week, I’m torn between the thrice-served steak & the closing-time soup lady, but am putting my money on the former, due to previous steak-related idiocy. NO, WAIT! Make that the margarita drunks! Fuck, I forgot about them!

“I have to constantly fight the urge to tell people not to smoke.”

Well played, good sir. Well played.

Damn. Those sound great. No wonder the extra exposure is increasing their business, I’d make a point of eating there myself, were I able to.

Jeez, Pinkham! Where’s today’s BCO? I’m jonesing here, dude!

IK,R? I get like that with a lot of MRA memes, where despite despising them for a million reasons, I just want to give them tips on how to make their propaganda less sucky. I blame it on having worked in tech-support.

“Second would be groups of white finance guys who tried to skip out on bar checks. They’d always tip you off by saying “I’m gonna run a tab.” Uh, no dude, you are not.”

[Checks Storify] Jaysus, that’s one hell of a story.

If they weren’t pricks, they wouldn’t be selling anything as scammy as timeshares.

“they asked us for a credit card”