I’m sure you’re right. It’s been a very long time since I read the book.

See, that’s a good attitude. I’ve had a number of Vegetarian/vegan GFs, & it’s certainly never been an issue.

Good thinking. ;)

Fair enough; they’re not exactly likeable creatures.

No, it was still there when I first met her. ;)

That does sound pretty damn delicious.

Could also have been a ‘roo.

“I once asked three vegetarians if it was vegetarian to swallow cum. I don’t remember what their answer was.”

“Has anyone else noticed that a lot of people—even people who are not Moslem or Jewish—seem to be going pseudo-kashrut/halal? “

Fortunately, I got to taste test her prior to that. ;)

As it happens, she’s Egyptian-Italian, so you have a point.

Like so:

I thought it was illegal to kill them? (Unless you’re an indigenous Australian though, seeing as that’s the exception for many other natives species.)

I’ve always thought they actually are some kind of velociraptor-style dinosaur. Many experts now think that some dinosaurs were feathered.

I’m sure it would too - the hard part would be catching it & killing it. Bear in mind that they’re about the height of a human too.

I had one girlfriend whose vagina tasted deliciously like a freshly plucked, home-grown cherry tomato.

OMG. That is fucking perfect. If I didn’t loathe Thousand Island dressing, I’d give it a try.

IK,R? I never would’ve spotted that, & I’m generally extremely good at figuring out weird client delusions.

(Editor’s Note: You should hear what customers will do to the word “rotisserie.” I heard “rotissary,” “rosiary,” “rotisuwary,” and “rosary.” The last was doubly funny since I was working in a kosher deli)

I’m defending the honour of my country. Duh.