It kind of amazes me (although not, because people do this all the time on the Interbuttz) that you are so tone-deaf as to be indignant that people in a food-service (an industry in which the workers are routinely shat on a hundred times a week) oriented blog are joyfully taking you to task for - to be as generous to…

You can say that as much as you like, but as far as I’m concerned, bourbon isn’t whiskey. That said, the patron was a fool for not specifying a brand name, because if you just ask for ‘whiskey’ at a bar, you aren’t going to get anything a sane person would want to put in the mouth part of their face.

“In America you can find all sorts of Champagne that aren’t from France.”

“My vagina. He was talking about my vagina.”

“I wonder if all men think like this”

“What’s that thing where good satire is indistinguishable from the real thing? “

Don’t ever use the phrase “boys will be boys” & you’re probably halfway to winning the battle.

I’ve never really given much of a fuck about a woman’s age (other than being an adult, obvs) throughout my life, but I’ve reached a point in my life where I’ve started looking at 30 YO women as probably being too young for me.

Any GamerGater.

Yep.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one mentally picturing a Subway-themed bukkake movie.

“and hydrochloric acid “

Yeah. It was just so bizarre that I was doing that mental thing of trying to figure out the internal logic behind it. (I’ve known a few paranoid-schizophrenic people, & if you take your time with them, you can often trace back their stuff to some tiny, specific thing that their illness has accreted, oyster like,…

I once needed to do a tech job at a McDonalds, & the staff there used pickle juice to clean the grills. It stinks like hell, but they swore it worked beautifully.

[asks for ‘whisky’, like an idiot] “a very good guess (Jim Beam)“

“just looks like an ass for trying to look fancy by ordering his drink neat (because, that’s how the true connoisseurs drink it)“

So, how old was the waitress, & was she attractive?

I’ve already seen a comment defending that bit of that story.

“My boyfriend used that phrase just last night!”

I always wonder how non-native English speakers cope with Worcestershire sauce.