“Maybe it’s a Scottish thing but were taking the piss before his sick leave had even finished.”

“Sure, it is silly that he didn’t know what neat meant”

I know that, legally speaking, Jim Beam is a whisky, but really, it isn’t.

Now I’m picturing you looking at your hub’s plate sadly, with a single tear glistening on your cheek.

“and I have a friend who mixes mayo into his ketchup to cut the spiciness.”

Lol, I found his Yelp review. You are spot on.

“Furthermore, you aren’t the authority on boring stories that suck”

Still a classic.

We’ll have a Gestapo soup, douchetatos, a kids’ Scotch, & an adult blowjob, thanks.

Sharks in the bathtub?

You’ve been reading BCO, haven’t you?

“I’ve been black for 36 years”

“Especially after your bitch ass let James them run a Boston on you. (See? I bet that offended you, and you probably don’t know what it means.”

You’re a bad person, & you should feel bad.

You mean this guy?

Woohoo! Congratulations, Mark & Allen! Have you considered getting a lifesize cardboard cutout of Kim Davis to have celebratory filthy gay sex0rs in front of?

Honestly, who could’ve predicted that, right?

“knowing that they had made disgusting Burner sex everywhere”

Yes. Anything that flows can be considered a fluid, even powders or grain, for example.

I once spent the night in an upper floor room of a tall hotel in Osaka during a typhoon, & I can confirm that feeling the building swaying under you is really, really scary.