“Isn’t there a “Workers’ Right to Know” board at the workplace?”

Cops don’t give a shit about stuff like that.

“a flock of hags who looked like the byproduct of a stork raping a Louis Vuitton scarecrow.”

“After all, we know that name calling against people who don’t share your opinion”

1) I know lots of places online where people try to gross each other out, & this photo has used for that purpose for probably 10 years.

“Why is it so hardfor peopl to understand.”

Related to crawfish, but a different species. The ones in the story would presumably be marron. From Wikipedia:

See my earlier response to the same piece.

Australia, different rules.

This was in Australia, where it works differently. There’s no presumption of innocence for driving infractions. You have to prove that you’re not the driver. (Or, I think, at least make a very convincing case.) In theory, I could’ve ticked the box on the notice to nominate the person who was actually driving, but it…

Thank Dog for that.

25 years ago. Speed cameras were a brand new thing, they didn’t send photos. I could’ve named my colleague on the form, but I would’ve gotten a lot of shit at work.

If that were so, they wouldn’t have been alive.

“That’s not a corporate policy. It is bald faced illegal. It’s just this store or just that manager.”

I like the way your mind works.

“How can I un-see this?”

The coffee beans got me scratching my head, but I don’t see any fish in that photo.

“I’m sure there is a Sad Creepy Weasel jpeg out there for you, but I can’t be arsed to find it.”

That’s a crayfish, not a crawfish. A crayfish is basically a freshwater lobster, but not as big. The Australian equivalent to crawfish are called yabbies.

Yeah, I’m always trying not to look at it too closely.