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Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

So if I hit 384001 it won’t start ? sounds like a challenge to me

The Amish are allowed to shop at Walmart? That just sounds like cheating. 

True, but I’m on Jalopnik, because its a car site with journalists, who aggregate car news from around the world, then (should) add context, facts, further background information and related anecdotes to create value for readers.

The EQS450+ weighs 5500lbs and goes 0-60 in 5.4 seconds.

It’s sort of funny that we couldn’t help ourselves with the performance possibilities of EVs so we just HAD to make every one of them accelerate like a Lambo.

The EQS starts in the low $100k range so my sympathy is lean for Mr. Semel.

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But you can, in fact, polish crap to a surprisingly attractive gloss.

...so you’re saying you can’t just take that crap, wrap it in tin foil, put a couple of fishhooks on it, and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings?

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

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We all know what it’s for!

For me it’s one of those shows that’s good, but you don’t really enjoy watching it. I’m glad I did, but I’m certainly not running out to tell everyone they must see it.

No. It was unbearable the whole way though. 

Jesus why subject yourself if you found it unbearable on both attempts? It’s fine, let it go

Probably not tbh

The venn diagram of people buying Cybertrucks and people driving on original factory tires until they are bald is just a circle...

this is just a issue of when a “offroad/work” vehicle becomes a mom carrier that does no real work and needs efficiency on the normal roads.

dammit, nooyawkah, you weren’t supposed to reveal the truth

It was more than just that. “Infestation 88" is 14 characters, infetstation is a common holocaust trope, and their discord is rife with actual nazis