Oh, great, the release cable can only be expected to work once. As if you have a problem with the cable/plug, it will only happen once.

That’s how you know the police aren’t really there to help you.

I noticed that Kotaku lost the comment section, maybe they're next. 

This is just theft, followed by sale of stolen goods.  The dealership owner ought to be sitting in a prison cell by now.  

How is this not theft? If I did this to a neighbor and their lawnmower I would be in prison within 3 days.

You’d like to think a guy with enough coin to buy a $100K truck would also be bright enough to find an apartment that has a big enough parking spot.

Exactly. the article states the cybertruck is ‘nearly 8 ft wide’, but that is for the mirrors. The Cyber truck is 80" wide (as in 6 2/3 ft wide) , 95" with mirrors.

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

I hate to say this but I personally know him.  You’re half right.  He’s a typical white, progressive, Biden/Elon worshipping Tesla owner who also appreciates massive doses of Tate and Jordan Peterson yet constantly brags about how “Sigma” he is.

But Trump HATES electric cars! Not that anything involving DT ever makes sense...

Your other hand remains completely free to continue jacking off about your CyberTruck.

The sort of guy that needs to very much not be in the military in order to stop Jan 6th, pt2, happening. Guys like this were the Republican long game, get the trumpiest Trumpy Trumper types into key officer and senior enlisted positions, and you control the army. The military equivalent of regulatory and judicial…

you said the same thing 3 times in a row.

Its because we all know exactly what kind of person he is when he said that: Typical white, conservative, Trump-supportin’ piece of shit.

My ‘73 Cutlass Supreme can do the same thing. The massive power steering boost makes the car feel dead. I’m sure the same goes for that “truck.”

Maybe I’m stupid, but what was supposed to be so amazing about using one finger to turn?

Of all the things annoying about this guy, it’s the ‘nice try Buttercup’ that gets me the most.  May your CT be plagued by all of the common issues

The dumbest thing about it is that the Cybertruck’s speed is pretty impressive. Why they felt the need to lie about it (or if you are some Tesla die-hard, “be slightly misleading” about it) is just odd.  Your damn Lego brick is faster than a car most people consider very fast.  Cool, show that.  Don’t friggen show…

$56 billion would cover that payroll for quite a while.

I would look at Quality Control and Testing and cut there first