YES. When I saw the header image, these are the thoughts that went through my brain in the span of about a second and a half:

Yea, I’ve always found the opposite to be true; by being a really chill, nice tipping, regular I’ve gotten comped food, free coupons, etc.

Yeah, really. I very strongly doubt that was weed.

Are you kidding me? Who do you think comes up with these words?

That McDonalds story had me laughing- as a former late-night drive-thru stoner, yeah, that wasn’t weed they were smoking. You don’t get violent on weed- everything is just, you know, awesome. “This is the best Whopper I’ve ever had! Which is weird because we were at Taco Bell!”

Also, ‘dildochugger’ is my new favorite…

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

They need a copy editor worse than you guys :/

I feel like if that happened, we’d go back to arguing about which white people are actually white or not. Sorry Irish/Italian/Polish/etc. people.

they should just stay inside

not going to even touch how shitty this is BUT initially read “NJSP” as a new Meyers-Briggs score

So far this week, without even trying to investigate, these are things I’ve learned that groups of black people shouldn’t do in the United States:

A sense of entitlement suggests that she is not in fact entitled, which is factually incorrect.

bwahaha. I don’t even have kids! :)

I am much too old to be as in love with Ilana as I am.

What I’ve realized with Amy Schumer is you can like some of a comedian’s stuff while not necessarily liking ALL of it. Do I think her stuff on race works? Not really. But I don’t need to write her off completely. People can grow, opinions can evolve. People can be funny, “non-PC”,” but be making a larger point, and it…

I can’t speak to a cultural trend, but I have noticed in myself in the last five or so years a tendency to analyze entertainment before I enjoy it. It’s become almost involuntary. I’m so used to questioning whether something is hurtful or insensitive that sometimes when I’m watching stand-up or other comedic…

Dang. Dave Coulier is full of all kinds of secrets.
You would think he’d have bigger hair.

yo. i give you a solid 7.9/10 for this trolling cuz you wrote your damn dissertation. damn son. you fucking went for it.