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I guess it says a lot about me that I was like, “how cute that these kids are sharing girl-coded playtime together, I bet that little boy will grow up to be respectful of women!”

I feel the opposite way about those two photos. I like the kids playing together more. Tells a story. The baby pic says nothing.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

This is a great opinion piece on the whole affair. From the article:

At my sister’s graduation, my family befriended the family behind us and teamed up so they helped us cheer when she went on stage and we did the same for their son. I recommend it as a tactic for all who want to be heard.

I’m glad you guys have boundaries and are okay with this.

Once more, for the cheap seats:

*TMI Warning* MrMenstruation likes the idea of “expelling” himself on a certain part of my body above my shoulders. I know it’s taboo, but I’m totally fine with it on occasion. I once asked him why he likes to do it and his responses was simply “because I’ve seen it in porn.”

Also: Does anyone else think his lawyer absolutely hates him and is painfully embarrassed and disgusted to be there arguing about whether or not “choking and letting go” is attempted murder or not?

I feel like all those people watching the Truman show. Get out, girl!

Same. Jinger, are you listening? Leave and write a tell-all book. I would buy it, and hopefully it would help and inspire others to leave their fucked up cult worlds too.

She doesn’t know any better. This is a family that teaches their female children that their only worth in life is to breed as many children as they can until they die and service their husband’s needs no matter what. They are considered property in this community. Jim Boob and Michelle probably told the girls that

Yeah my sister just alerted me to a post my uncle shared, basically saying Jenner should find his (her!) identity in Christ, rather than in the other gender. My cousin then went on a rant about it, saying Jenner was selfish and not thinking of his kids. These are “good Christians”... Who basically do the opposite of

The only way that you could possibly say Josh Duggar isn’t a molester is if you are pushing the idea that he was also a child and the product of a home with damaging sexual beliefs who is really himself a victim. What in saying is, I’ll buy their argument if they’ll acknowledge that they are monsters who believe evil

“Snoop Dogg supported the charity efforts of his friend Akon by saying a shitty comment about Caitlyn Jenner on Instagram”

I have NSFW stories aplenty to testify the same.

I understand her need to defend him. It's her way of coping. It just makes things sadder.