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My favorite part about all of this is “being one with the earth” thing is that that they’re made of fake flowers.

Honestly, I get how people can roll their eyes over this trend cause it just seems to be overdone, especially in festival culture.

But good goddamn if I don’t feel like a beautiful fairy nymph when I wear one, and they are very pretty and a lot of people put hard work into them so I am falling on the side of FUCK ALL

Add that to the rollercoaster of horomones and it’s a wonder that teens don’t just spontaneously combust

I’ve noticed that the same people insisting that simply obeying police would’ve prevented the McKinney situation are being careful to avoid mentioning the age of the teens involved. Someone must’ve sent an email to the RW mailing list “for the past 2 weeks we’ve all been insisting 14 is a young child due to that

We get so wrapped up in singing the national anthem backwards while setting giant piles of bibles ablaze that we often don’t have time for incestuous molestation.

Huckabee told Megyn Kelly that even though Josh confessed to his crimes, he could not be tried for them now and that bringing the molestation charges out was all about pushing the liberal agenda and punishing the Duggars.

How does one have the look of fear, adoration, and emptiness in one expression? It’s sad and creepy at the same time.

I’m willing to give Huck a half a point here, because the contortions some people go through to excuse Roman Polanski have always confused me.

i was like wow this is a really odd option coming from NS

I need a whole session of fucking de Loyola’s spiritual exercises to keep down my desire to commit violence to this face when it’s frozen in this truly pathetic expression.

They’re never, ever getting out of high school. Ever.

BUT WHOSE THUMB?

She immediately took a shine to my coworker Bobby Finger and annoys the shit out of Kate Dries, so: good judge of character.

Seriously, the show ruined the sand snakes and the entire Dorne story line.

This is how much of a sap I am: I totally started tearing up when Drogon was getting hit by spears. Poor baby dragon. Seriously, if anything happens to him I will be GUTTED.

I have been waiting for this ALL DAY.

I have a question: Will Missandrei get greyscale? Because she held Daenerys’s hand and Daenerys held Jorah’s hand. I’ve read that Daenerys won’t get it because she has dragon blood.

Omg Olly! We were saying the same thing when we were watching! That little shit...

1. I knew Shireen was going to die as soon as Davos handed her that elk. Guarantee he comes back and finds it on the funeral pyre, and that’s how he knows what Stannis did.