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nooneknowsimagoat

I knew from a young age that to fight like a girl was the prefered style. Guys fight to look tough and cool, girls fight to win. If someone said I fought like a girl I would have no issue with that.*

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Yet for all this hand-wringing no one though to name the model, or ask her what she thought. Her name is Kiki Willems.

My first day working at Best Week Ever I heard some stuff about him. :-/

That cheater banner is like what most every person whose ever been cheated on WANTS to do but so few have the budget. Well-played.

we’ve cum so far, but we still have far to go.

god the rage over her winning that award at the espy’s last night (which i mean, lol, the espys) was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever had the pleasure to read on my facebook feed.

Personally, the Hillary merch is annoying to me not because I’m against Hillary, but because I hate that she’s being marketed as “cool.” She’s as square as any baby boomer career politician.

I kind of want to play this game too, but I’m mildly hungover and thus also mildly confused. Uh, something something on fleek hashtag?

Yeah, in some ways I feel odd about how physically-rooted a lot of the praise is “omg she looks great just like (insert cis woman here)!” I’m sure some if it is genuine (Caitlyn is beautiful! she is! I’m glad people are saying so! and the public support for her is great. And I know that a surgical transition puts

Oh man, it took me FOREVER. The important part is that there is a double “to”.

But what I think they meant is that in certain lighting, at certain angles I am able to embody certain cisnormative beauty standards.”

And I never even gawked at a single peen I’ve seen in there...

You can’t really burn a vote in a primary. He knows he won’t win, but he might move the needle to the left a little with the positions other candidates take, which is worth it.

I dont get the love for Bernie. I mean, he’s a White Man! Its like I dont even know you guys anymore...

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Right on! These arguments are ridiculous...

So he’s admitting to being a complete pervert, who, just as a reminder, is A-OK with Josh Duggar and pedophilia.

I accept anything that gets more people (especially young people) to the polls. Anything.

I have no idea what anything I’m this article is talking about/implying.

I had a friend in college whose entire strategy of asking out girls was basically just repeatedly asking them to go out with him until they gave up.