You know what else I think? I think The First Wives Club 2 should follow Elise, Brenda, and Annie as they help a new batch of recent divorcees - played by Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Angela Bassett, and Julianne Moore. That’s what I think.

Anna, Jesus did respond to you. But he responded in his own way, not the way you wanted, and you just weren’t listening. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

I would see this Little Mermaid movie. Get yourself an agent Finger, and get cracking on that rest of that screenplay.

I keep reading your name as ‘Bobby Fingerbang’.

Show of hands if you’re pissed that the badass Wildling lady caved because of womanly feelings for teh babies. Fucking seriously.

Giant giant giant!!! GIANT GUYS A GIANT

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts:

(Re: transitioning for attention): “It ain’t happening.”

I love this. Like there’s no other response to this besides lol and gtfo and who even are you. What kind of paranoid poopy diaperpants person believes this? “THE KARDASHIAN / JENNERS FAKED THE MOON LANDING AND NOW THIS????????? Enough is enough”

NOBODY PUTS CAITLYN IN THE KORNER

But like that’s the problem. If no one talks about this shit and tries to change it, it doesn’t change. Just because something isn’t as bad as it could be, doesn’t mean its not contributing to a sexist, kinda gross work environment. Boys will be boys shouldn’t just be tolerated.

tbf you were also probably high.

but it is human

yeah i was kidding

You clearly just don’t know how to appreciate a good thing. If you’re going to watch a movie musical while stoned, the correct choices include: Grease, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hairspray, and the optimal choice, Grease 2.

Holy.

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

I remember that. And that book actually seemed interesting because Edward sounded like a serial killer. Always fantasizing about killing students and Bella. That’s what a vampire is supposed to be, not what Twilight proposed.