My response to his threats to out my dumbness on the Internet

Any organization that is trying to tell me they exist in the “grey area” between pro life and pro choice can kindly fuck off, please.

You’re so right, Paul Rudd. And handsome.

Just a really elated Planned Parenthood employee over here!! :)

Well, let me see... I’m whiter than freshly fallen snow. I’m noticeably overweight. Not only am I obviously male, but I have enough of a literal neckbeard that people tend to assume I’m a figurative neckbeard.

I don’t think it’s proto-MRA, it’s just clumsy. I read it like a 20-something trying to use shock to lash out at the system/man. He was going after fictions that contemporary conservatives relied on. “Your noble heroes are actually savages and your madonnas are whores.” Basically, this is just him channeling his…

Fuck.

I always appreciate that when a woman mentions anything online about being harrased neckbeard fuck holes immediately prove her right.

Over at Gawker they had an article about a man who was roofied and robbed of an expensive watch by two ladies he met at a bar. The first poster wrote a tongue and cheek comment to the effect of it serves him right given he was so flashy. It was the bat signal for every Cheeto licker to scream victim blaming, many of…

so excited for the inevitable comments that 1) these women bring it upon themselves and 2) those guys giving death threats aren’t part of the “real” gamergate

you stayed there for two years?!!! girl, you have the patience of a saint. I would have decked someone at day one.

is he right tho

my boyfriend is a jezebel truther

change dot org petition to start referring to the jezebel dot com comment section as “A Place for Whorship”

I frickin LOVE this movie. It’s on Netlfix too.....hmmm I know what I’m doin’ tonight.

I’ve learned the hard way I buy underwear that I like and feel sexy in. If I go spend bucks on sexy lingerie he’ll look at it for about half a second, tell me how much he loves me and how sexy I am, and then rip it off. It makes for very pretty floor decoration.

“To be honest, men are into girls in T-shirts and white underwear.”

Granny Panties.

DJ Ashba, the top hat-wearing dude from Guns N’ Roses guy who currently pretends to be Slash