I’m too hungover to understand the nuance of this joke so like.
Eminem was already a thing pls don’t bring back 2001.
I know that I am being pedantic and that, literally, “consensual rape” is not a real thing by the definition of rape, but in the kink community, a lot of us enjoy “consensual rape.”
Bill Pelke is someone we should all aspire to be. And I say that without googling him or checking his organization’s stats, so I hope I’m not proven wrong.
brb penning a pilot for a show abt a frat facing rico charges
“Thank you for not raping me” thank you cookies are going to make Pinterest shit itself.
we want to protect parents’ rights
Derelict in distress.
As long as I can eat my carrot and relax a few feet away, I’m all for it. As long as we get to New York by morning...
Why is masculinity so fragile? I mean I know why, but why?
There is, I shit you not, a drink called a “Hemingway,” which is absinthe with champagne. I once convinced a group of friends we should try it with a bottle of absinthe one had smuggled back from overseas in the days when absinthe was still illegal in the US.
I’m a woman and sometimes I wish I could just say in interviews “I have no plan on having kids!” But I really shouldn’t have to. It’s just plain discrimination. Men don’t have to worry about that bs. My boyfriend has never been asked in a job interview if he has children. I have been asked it at almost every interview…
It bothers me that the buttons are on the wrong side from where they would be on an actual ladies’ pantsuit jacket. Thanks again patriarchy.
Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…
You should. I fully embrace light vandalism for shit like this. Ask my neighbor, whose “PRAY FOR OUR PRO-LIFE POLITICIANS” signs repeatedly disappear.
Oh shit, sorry!!! that was actually suppose to be a picture that says “You’re fucking awesome!”. But the Harley/Ivy thing works too I guess.
This is literally the most important point of this story.
In-season watermelon blows all the other foods out of the water. You can have pork whenever. You can have a popsicle whenever. Get crucial and reassess your life.