When you can change how dangerous and uncomfortable pregnancy and childbirth can be, then we can begin to have a conversation about this. Until then, you don’t get to make my medical decisions for me.

I can’t read about Tamir Rice without crying. It’s so awful. And now this. I admire his mother’s restraint. I think if he were my child, I’d want Cleveland to be a smoking ruin and to drink out of the skulls of the police officers who shot him. People say rioting isn’t the answer, but it depends on what the question…

Jesus Christ. And people donated how much to the pizza bigots?

no but i likes them tho

I’m just speaking for myself here, but I’m tired of these manbaby movies. 35 year old men getting hard-ons for the comic book franchises of their youth turned into movies- OVER IT.

Getting involved in a physical relationship with someone can be like the pot of boiling water. First, you start kissing and then hands start roaming and then, oops! Sex just kind of happens!” you’ve scalded yourself horribly!

Smug bitch.

I love Bernie too. I wish he stood a chance of winning the ticket, but the words “democratic socialist” mean “communist Russia” to the idiots out there.

TINA/AMY 2016

(at this point, either Hillary Clinton or Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, a self-identified socialist with a wild wisp of white hair that rises from his scalp like smoke. So: Hillary Clinton)

Wait.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

The ACLU makes an app called mobile justice so you can record police encounters and immediately send to the ACLU if they come at you all crazy. It also has info on your rights and how to deal with police. Download it! Police the police!

8. Beachy waves

Maybe, perhaps, educate yourself a little about the beliefs of a Satanist. They don’t worship “satan” or any other mythological being.

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

I went on a date with The Friendly Atheist once. He was pretty friendly.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

If you’ll excuse this mostly-Wiccan for the expression: HELLS YES.

I am considering converting.