WE’RE JUST ALL OBSESSED WITH YOU GET USED TO IT

“I thought, as I read my feed, bleary-eyed before my first can of diet coke.”

She sounds like a crazy person. Anyone who posts inspirational quotes about yoga is mentally unstable.

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

R:There hasn’t been any for so long. Mosby:You’re getting it now.

I just saw this on the Facebook sidebar a few minutes ago. I didn’t realize how little hope I had of anything happening, especially not swiftly, until I saw the headline and burst into tears. I don’t know what will happen with this, whether they will plead out or not be convicted, but please, please let this be the…

It kind of sucks that this is (rightfully) considered “badass” instead of “woman doing her job correctly.”

I’m really surprised that the “He snapped his own spine” story didn’t hold up.

lmao I didn’t know they were under the impression that the Baltimore court system is like a Halloween sex party....if you open the door and there’s a mummy with an erection, you can just go to the next door because mummies are scary!

Despite that fact that Mosby has FIVE generations of police in her family, including bother her parents, her grandfather, uncle, etc. But you know, its not like she could hold the opinion that you can support police while still holding them accountable. Its really not the difficult.

“To the youth of this city, I will seek justice on your behalf. This is a moment. This is your moment.”

I really thought that was Zooey Deschanel for a minute there.

I hope they consult actual employees so that the uniforms are functional and of good quality. And for god sakes, flight attendants shouldn’t be in heels!

Oh god this brought back awful memories for me. An ex who was CONVINCED I loved him but was confused and needed his constant reminder. His emails and voicemails were almost identical to this psycho. It’s creepy AF how similar these crazies act when someone doesn’t want to be with them anymore.

It was a long time ago, and yeah, he’s fucked up. Dude was a pathological liar as well.

HEARTY AGREEMENT FROM ME, FRIEND!

I had a boyfriend who often threatened suicide whenever I would try to break up with him.

What a pile of garbage. Also when people threaten suicide to manipulate I am a firm believer of calling 9-1-1 every time they try it. I find that to be such a disgusting way of trying to get your way. Fuck you dude.

For the sake of the Ya Ya sisterhood girl in me I tried to like Blake. I just can’t ya’ll. It’s like every cell in my body is like, “Ya boo, um we’re all set over here…ah no thanks.” Purely in a superficial stupid way tho she does this mouth curl that I won’t. I’m like genetically predisposed to not like her or…

Now ask ME anything.