Same here. He was adorably and Belfasty. Now he is just the dude who made that movie with the things in it. Poor Jamie. He may have shot himself in the dick with this one.

I just want to talk about how solid that Babysitters Club reference was

Oh god, this shit pisses me off beyond belief. I have never understood people’s obsession with a female’s virginity. I am in the process of cutting someone out of my friend circle right now because of this. I am 23 and still a virgin (doesn’t bother me a bit), but for some reason she (a 30+ year old woman) won’t let…

This is the best title of any Jez post, ever.

I’m being lazy and just copy and pasting an above response of mine, but I think it’s worth sharing again.

I thought DANNY Glover was going to be in XXL and I was super confused but not against it....

How can you know what your hard limits are if you’ve never had sex with a random guy on an air mattress that gradually deflated the more he humped at you until your tailbone was just resting on the ground and you felt like you should probably stop drinking whiskey in those quantities? I feel like that was a real…

I used to live in Germany for 6 years as my dad was in the military. Nazi jokes are crass and ridiculous. Sure, it was more recent than slavery but, to me, it’s akin to making slavemaster/slavery jokes to white folks in an effort to be “funny.”

Sigh, I used to have the biggest lady boner for Jamie Dornan. After all this “Twilight” fanfic nonsense, he can no longer get it.

The best way to end these movies would be to Shyamalan-twist them and reveal that Grey was the murderer from The Fall all along.

Coming tomorrow: can the Jezebel dot com staff masturbate during the 50 shades sequel’s trailer? Find out!

Jamie Dorman silently dressing himself in the mirror has some serious serial killer vibes a la his performance in the Fall. This is not sexy. It is scary. Also maybe they decided to film it before writing it because really what’s the difference? Either way, it’s going to be a badly done collection of scenes organized…

Seriously! Who’s got all the best war stories to share at those girls-drinking-nights? Girls who have actually been through the wars, that’s who!

Belinda doesn’t sound tough or determined. Poor Belinda...if only this poster was around on her prom night! #prayersforBelinda

While it’s true that having sex turns young women into indecisive, thoughtless, cold-hearted liars, they got it totally wrong on “versatile.” Post-virginity-loss, I’m practically a human Swiss Army knife! #TheMoreYouHo

Damn, yeah.

A bit tangential, but one of the things I’ve been concerned about is the effect of officer violence on domestic abuse victims. I had to call the cops a couple times when I was a kid and I didn’t have any hesitations then, but I certainly have them now. I don’t want to think about what the math would’ve looked like if…

So according to Florida statue 837.05 I can be charged with either a misdemeanor or felony for providing false information to a police officer. Now, how come the police - like the police officer in this situation - don’t get charged when they provide false information in their police report?

Not surpised in the least that Florida cops give no fucks about domestic violence.