10/10 would watch

I read that as Fifty Shades Danker and was like:

I resent that, I find my mugshots to always be my most flattering photographs.

“Scott Walker, the barely sentient potato....” Truer word were never spoken.

As a resident of Wisconsin, and someone who has not voted for him 3 times, I can only tell everyone that they better hope he doesn’t become president.

Hey, if you wanna rock it, you go, Glen Coco!

One main reason.

The only reliably Democratic portions of Wisconsin are Dane County (where Madison is) and Milwaukee Country. Using loads and loads of money, the Walker campaign reliably turned the rest of the state against Milwaukee and Madison using the same old Republican tactics of thinly-veiled racism and…

Is that pic manipulated in some way? Because I am getting heavy Sloth vibes you guuuuuuys.

This photo fully encapsulates the description of him as a “barely sentient potato.”

Because WI is actually mostly republican state and he has come off as a champion of domestic abuse and small business in the last election. That’s the best I can come up with from the last election and the republican standpoint, and our Democrats haven’t really found a strong contender. On the plus side a number of…

I hate to sound elitist (sort of) but the fucking guy didn’t even graduate from college. I’m not comfortable having a president who doesn’t have a college degree, and I know a large chunk of America is just going to eat up that storyline.

So, no joke. This guys is an actual real life evil man. And his chances of becoming president aren’t small. The very very bad part about a giant slime ball like Ted Cruz running is that “reasonable” republicans will vote for Walker, and the country is screwed.

which is exactly how I feel about her comedy, ayoooo

BURT!!! GAAAHHHHHHH!

“Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about, please.”

I’ll forgive the fact that this is a mullet dress, but this would be so much better if the middle layer was the same patterned fabric as the other layers. No need for this butter-cream filling nonsense.

Someone here once characterized it perfectly as “he looks like somebody who’s wearing an ill-fitting Ted Cruz mask”.

Is it body-shaming (face-shaming?) if I say that his face utterly and completely creeps me out? I mean, Cheney looks like a cartoon villein and Santorum looks like an adult youth counselor and Rand Paul looks like a clown wig mated with a third-tier infomercial actor, but Cruz just creeps me right the fuck out.

Ivy League dudes: Always just the worst.