Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

it’s 4chan for people who think their moderately paying jobs make them too good for 4chan.

Here’s the thing about running shoes — you don’t necessarily want them to MATCH everything. But you don’t want them to CLASH with everything.

Let's team up, I came from the wrong side of the tracks and know people in low places.

...and I had better be able to do it off the abs of a 19 year old musician named Dave.

Maybe if we didn’t have such a fucked up view about abortion and reproductive care in this country situations like this could be avoided. I didn’t research but I can’t imagine a state like Utah has a plethora of planned parenthood clinics.

i actually believe the right way to spell ‘Liza Minelli’ is ‘Lucille 2’

Once again, liberals twisting the story. Why don’t you report on the dangers that cell phones and the backs of innocent people’s heads pose to our heroes in blue? How about some truth for once?!!!!

The time it took for him to draw his weapon could have been equally spent stepping on the accelerator. He chose to shoot instead.

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

I need these pants in my life.

i mean

Let’s take a break from talking about how small and young looking Ariana Grande is (We know, she’s very young looking. She has a baby face. It’s ok guys, I promise), and talk about how very skinny Big Sean is. Look. Look at him. His arms are somehow muscular yet very small.

My parents recently retired to small-town NH, and they LOVE IT. They’re like, GUESS WHO WE MET? Every. Single. Day.

OMG I hope this is real. I love it! and if I'm ever a celebrity I'm totally going to prank TMZ all the time! ALL THE TIME!

Between this (and the Alzheimers thing, and the Peace Corps rape, and Miley’s nipples) AND Kinja hiccupping uncontrollably....

OMG - i would totally do that if I were a celebrity.

So standing on the American flag is wrong but placing it between your crotch is the epitome of respect. Got it.

“The American flag represents our Freedom why would you want to walk on that???”

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.